Tag Archives: Prayer

The Secret Garden (1993)

If you like dark corners, shady relatives, and what appear to be satanic fire chants, this movie should be right up your alley. Advertisements

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The Walk (2015)

It’s official: This is the craziest thing I’ve ever seen. (…unless we’re counting that episode of Family Matters when Steve Urkel transforms into “Stefan.”)

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Ruby Bridges (1998)

You know a movie was made in the ‘90s when the title that pops up on screen appears to be the edgy font-child of Jokerman and Comic Sans.

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The Bells of St. Mary’s (1945)

It’s like Sister Act 2, except Whoopi Goldberg is played by a balding white man in his forties.

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The Saratov Approach (2013)

Two missionaries in Russia are kidnapped and held for ransom by someone who appears to be a lost member of ‘N Sync.

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Mr. Krueger’s Christmas (1980)

A lonely janitor (played by Jimmy Stewart) daydreams about what Christmas would be like if he were surrounded by people who love him. Meanwhile, his younger cousin, Freddy, wreaks havoc on Elm Street.

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