Tag Archives: Love

Cheers for Miss Bishop (1941)

Starring Winnie the Pooh, Santa Claus, and Moses’s mom. Advertisements

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Enchanted (2007)

Kids, this is why we don’t play around sewers…because if you fall down a manhole, you will be sucked into another world where all your dreams come true.

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While You Were Sleeping (1995)

“While you were sleeping…I told your family we were engaged, spent the holidays at their house, hit on your brother, and took the time to sniff your cologne before pulling you out of the path of an oncoming train.”

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Sabrina (1995)

The chauffeur’s daughter, not the teenage witch.

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Seven Brides for Seven Brothers (1954)

Definitive proof that kidnapping women and hauling them off to the mountains will only make them love you.

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Brigadoon (1954)

A Scottish village vanishes and then briefly rises out of the mist every 100 years. Kind of like Ralph Nader.

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Random Harvest (1942)

A woman wakes up, goes to work, goes out for a walk, decides to run off in the dark of night with a strange man who had just escaped from an insane asylum…same old, same old.

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