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The Chronicles of Narnia: The Voyage of the Dawn Treader (2010)

This movie is just like The Love Boat except the crew hunts corpses and slays sea serpents instead of facilitating whimsical 1980s romance. Advertisements

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The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian (2008)

The movie that proves no matter how many armies you slay in Narnia, you will still be no match for the school-boy bullies at the train station. Give up, children. Give up.

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The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe (2005)

Four children stumble into a magical world where animals talk, the snow queen doesn’t sing, and hairy legs count as pants (at least if you’re Mr. Tumnus).

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