Tag Archives: Christmas

Frosty the Snowman (1969)

Just to clarify: It’s usually a bad idea to allow tobacco-smoking strangers on the playground to take your children on train trips. Advertisements

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A Christmas Carol (1938)

Sometimes it’s OK to wander around at night and stare at people through their windows.

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Babes in Toyland/March of the Wooden Soldiers (1934)

Laurel and Hardy saved Christmas way before Ernest.

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Happy Holidays: The Best of the Andy Williams Christmas Specials (2001)

You haven’t celebrated Christmas until you’ve forced your brothers to sing on national television in matching sweatpants.

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While You Were Sleeping (1995)

“While you were sleeping…I told your family we were engaged, spent the holidays at their house, hit on your brother, and took the time to sniff your cologne before pulling you out of the path of an oncoming train.”

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Nora’s Christmas Gift (1989)

Warning: You must be 75 or older to watch this film.

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Christmas in Connecticut (1945)

If you think THIS movie sounds exciting, wait til you see the sequel I’m making called Flag Day in Wisconsin.

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