The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian (2008)

chronicles of narnia filmThe movie that proves no matter how many armies you slay in Narnia, you will still be no match for the school-boy bullies at the train station. Give up, children. Give up.

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Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs (1937)

snow white beautyLooking for love? Stick your head in a well and start singing.

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The Desert Song (1953)

desert song 1953And here you thought Moroccans didn’t burst into song when pillaging the French Foreign Legion.

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How to Train Your Dragon 2 (2014)

how to train dragon sequelWait, how to train your dragon two what?

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Hans Christian Andersen (1952)

danny kaye musicalThis film borrows the lighthearted music from The Court Jester, the imagination from Walter Mitty, and literally nothing from Samuel L. Jackson.

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Brigham Young (1940)

brigham young mormonFor being a film about Young, this movie is pretty “old”… [crowd laughs uncontrollably]

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Now You See Him, Now You Don’t (1972)

kurt russell disney movieI’d tell you to go see this movie, but… you know.

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