My Man Godfrey (1936)

old comedy movie“You musn’t come between Irene and Godfrey—he’s the first thing she’s shown any affection for since her Pomeranian died last summer.”

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The Walk (2015)

twin towers movieIt’s official: This is the craziest thing I’ve ever seen.

(…unless we’re counting that episode of Family Matters when Steve Urkel transforms into “Stefan.”)

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Ruby Bridges (1998)

ruby bridges filmYou know a movie was made in the ‘90s when the title that pops up on screen appears to be the edgy font-child of Jokerman and Comic Sans.

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The Chronicles of Narnia: The Voyage of the Dawn Treader (2010)

narnia movie christThis movie is just like The Love Boat except the crew hunts corpses and slays sea serpents instead of facilitating whimsical 1980s romance.

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Around the World in 80 Days (1956)

around the world in 80 days cantiflasItem #496 on my list of things not to do: Sit alone in a hot air balloon with a smiley fellow who has a creepy mustache and offers me alcohol.

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Frosty the Snowman (1969)

frosty the snowman 1969Just to clarify: It’s usually a bad idea to allow tobacco-smoking strangers on the playground to take your children on train trips.

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A Christmas Carol (1938)

christmas carol reginald owenSometimes it’s OK to wander around at night and stare at people through their windows.

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