The Shaggy Dog (1959)

shaggy dog disneyAnother one of those “I accidentally recited black magic and now I sometimes turn into my neighbor’s dog” movies.

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Fantasia (1940) / Fantasia 2000 (1999)

fantasia mickey mouseThe twin films that will be sure to thrill, bore, and eventually terrify your children.

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The Robe (1953)

easter movieAlternate title: The Really Awesome Easter Movie With The Old Guy From White Christmas And An Actress With The Same Name As A Famous Bass Guitarist But Who’s Much Better Looking And Doesn’t Resemble Satan

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The Book Thief (2013)

book thief movieAbout as cheerful as a movie narrated by Death can possibly be.

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Take Me Out to the Ball Game (1949)

gene kelly frank sinatraGene Kelly and Frank Sinatra are back in action as baseball players who, much like the professional athletes of today, spend the off-season tap dancing in matching outfits.

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The Incredibles (2004)

incredibles family movieSome call this movie inconceivable. Or insurmountable. Or incomprehensible. I call it… innnnnvaluable.

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