The Slipper and the Rose (1976)

slipper and the rose musicalOf the 5,483,922 film productions of Cinderella, I’d say this ranks at a solid 1,532,624. (That’s just behind Rodgers & Hammerstein’s musical and a couple million ahead of Jerry Lewis in Cinder-fella.)

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Peter Pan (1953)

peter pan mothersBecause what girl DOESN’T want a guy in green tights hovering outside her bedroom window every night?

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Seabiscuit (2003)

seabiscuit race movieWhen it comes to horse racing, it’d be hard to be behind behinds because being behind behinds behooves you to befriend other behinders, when, unbeknown to those befriended behinders, you’d be bound before long to be ahead instead of behind, betraying your befriended behinders and basically bequeathing them a basket of bitter basking behind behinds with nothing to behold but, and besides, butts and behinds to be beheld from behind.

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Up (2009)

up movie familyThis is the best Pixar movie that I’ve ever—SQUIRREL!!!

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The Shaggy Dog (1959)

shaggy dog disneyAnother one of those “I accidentally recited black magic and now I sometimes turn into my neighbor’s dog” movies.

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Fantasia (1940) / Fantasia 2000 (1999)

fantasia mickey mouseThe twin films that will be sure to thrill, bore, and eventually terrify your children.

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The Robe (1953)

easter movieAlternate title: The Really Awesome Easter Movie With The Old Guy From White Christmas And An Actress With The Same Name As A Famous Bass Guitarist But Who’s Much Better Looking And Doesn’t Resemble Satan

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